After a thorough weeding, I like to tinkle in the flower pot.
Weed and Pee
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Fear Peeing
I pee at the sight of tall men.
Hot Rod Runny Nose
This is what I do when I have a runny nose.
Couch Hog
Lucy the Corgi is routinely caught in awkward positions on furniture throughout the house. She can be quite scandalous.
Thanksgiving is long OVER!
Thanksgiving is long over, so I ate my brother’s Thanksgiving sweater.
Leather Lips
Harvey Edward is scared of squeaky toys, bones, kongs and rope toys. Leather, however, is yummy!
Office Puppy
My name is Vader, as in Darth Vader. My nice mommy brought me to her office as a treat and I repaid her by being on her boss’ floor!
Couch Hog
Hi, My name is Malcolm
I have no problem kicking daddy off the couch… i want mommy all to myself… she’s a better cuddler
You call it an ornament, I call it lunch.
“I ate one of mom’s brand new ornaments less than an hour after she put it on the tree.”
Otis, my 5 yr old sons 16 week old English Bulldog puppy, watched me decorate the Christmas tree with my beautiful brand new ornaments. I was amazed that he didnt try to “help” me, just watched. Not long after, he came to me with a red glitter covered nose and mouth… and the remains of what was a sparkly red ball, all smiles and wagging behind (buldogs wag their whole rear ends 😉 He was so proud of himself…
Dangerous Rottweiller
Due to breed restrictions my insurance is through the roof for this lady. I only wish they could meet her.
