Rosie isn’t a morning person
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The tea mugging of aught-twelve
Mom went to lunch without me, so I ate this tea bag.
Chamomile = my fave
He delivered someone else’s package…
I chased and barked at the Fed-ex delivery guy, who got scared and ran. He tripped in the yard and fell on his face. Mom says I should be ashamed of myself but I’m not. —Maggie
Maggie is all bark and no bite but can be intimidating. By the time the guy fell she had lost interest.
Bathroom Beagle
My name is Henry and I think that while my mom is going to the bathroom is the best time to get pets – captive audience and all. If the door is left even a tiny bit ajar, I will bust in and watch her pee… or poop. I don’t discriminate.
Norman Bates in the making …
I watch my mom shower, and then I lap up the bath water. I am a creeper …
Rocky the Bandit
My name is Rocky and these are the things I have eaten:
Flipflops
Sunglasses
Goggles
Tanning Oil
Winter Gloves
Winter Hats
Scrunchies
(And I’d probably eat this headband too if they’d let me)
*Needless to say, we have to hide everything during the summer*
We need more Adoptable Fridays submissions!
Hello and Happy New Year!
We’re still looking to fill a few slots for our adoptable Fridays! Here are some quick guidelines to help get your adoptable dogs posted:
Make sure there’s a sign (I can’t post a picture without a sign or photoshopped caption)
Verify that the contact information is correct
Picture has to be clear
Please title your submission “Adoptable Fridays – (name of dog)”
Woof!
Dog Shaming
Henry eats ornament
Henry lured his family into a false sense of security by leaving all holiday decorations alone last year but this year he destroyed an ornament and started on the stuffed gingerbread people (not harmed cause Dad got up and caught him).
Karma
May Karma never bite you in the ass.
Toilet Paper Pride and Prejudice
While we all chose to go out for dinner, Mr. Darcy chose to dine in on toilet paper. Thank you to whoever left the bathroom door open!