“I’m sulking because I’m not allowed to destroy the garden.” ~ Dolly
Written on the back of that day’s glowing “report card” from our dog walker. Who can resist the temptation of an accessible flower bed?
The digger
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No More Cable :(
Reggie is a 5 month old Boston Terrier. My husband and I went out to dinner and came home to find the cable cord unplugged from the wall and chewed down to the copper wire. Reggie’s sign reads:
“I chewed through the main cable cord, so now Momma and Daddy have no TV in the house until Wednesday… :(“
Wake-up Call
“I woke the baby because I got stuck under the couch while rescuing my dearly beloved tennis ball from the dust bunnies.” -Fiona
Owner’s note: It had to happen at 1am!
Great Balls of Fire
This is my cousin’s dog, Sam. He has a bad habit of licking himself raw and has to wear this cone to curb his behaviour.
Pedal to the Metal
I obsessively lick the pedals on Mommy’s piano, even when she is playing.
This is The Stig the Cairn Terrier, he has many naughty habits, but I must admit his most recent one of licking the pedals on my antique piano is driving me nuts, he mostly likes to do it when I’m playing which means my feet get cleaned too. Thanks Stig.
Least Sorry-Looking dog Ever
While I was throwing a pool party, for my birthday, Sweet Pea decided to dig through my friend Holly’s bag. She found a treat and claimed it for her own.
“I stole Holly’s sock while my mother was having a pool party…”
It’s for Mal-teasing dad!
I ate holes through my mom’s underwear. She discovered them while folding laundry.
In Jail for Stealing Bread
I stole piece of bread from my human sister’s hand. I was so ashamed I crawled under the deck stairs.
Well she is French After all…
She’s stained with the wine now. It’s her scarlet letter.
MOD DOG
This is Hudson. I think he got fed up of watching me ride off on the Vespa and decided one night to sneak it out and ride it himself.
