Four steps to moving your lump of a dog inside …
1. Approach quietly.
2. Shift front end inside.
3. Shift back end inside.
4. Attempt to close door. Warning: dog may attempt to prevent full door closure.
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Scaredy dog
I’m scared of the floor…
and the kitchen…
…and the camera.
Winston has strange fears including the floor, people who approach too quickly, all kitchens but not wild animals or cars. Winston is weird.
Don’t be fooled
“I had nothing to do with this, I p-p-promise”
Don’t be fooled by our 3 month old Butters’ cuteness. He’s always the instigator of anarchy in our house. Bane, our 9 month white shepherd just follows the lead and takes it too far.
Marhaba from the Lebanon.
Begging for hours
Murphy, the 130 pound lab mix, has discovered that resting his big head on the coffee table while laying on the couch makes it easier to beg. I don’t know how he is comfortable!
Puppy of destruction
My border collie/great pyr puppy destroyed the yard. She dug down and chewed up the sprinkler line and flooded part of the back yard. She is NEVER sorry!
Dusty
I like to run in the woods after it rains.
Lola & Lolo
Lola and Lolo are two death row survivors from the NYC Animal Care and Control System. I turned my back on them for 5 minutes and the dogs had destroyed my 2 yr old daughter’s talking stuffed puppy… This is an every day occurrence with these two. But we love them anyways.
Happy Sumo
I’m so proud of myself. I kept myself occupied today and only played with my own things.
It was TOTALLY me!
“I’ve done something you may not like…. Just give it a second, you’ll smell it…” Notorious bulldog gas, so bad even they hide from it!
Toilet Paper Terror
Today, I figured out that I can unroll the toilet paper roll with my mouth. It is now my favorite game in the whole wide world!
