Hi. My name is Sasha. I like to wake you up by pouncing on you until however long it takes you to acknowledge my presence. Ignore me? I’ll pounce harder. Turn over and try to go back to sleep? Not on my watch. This picture was taken early morning on a day Allie was excited about sleeping in… sorry I’m not sorry.
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Narcissus
Bingo likes to jump up on the counter to stare at himself in the mirror. Then he wants help getting down, he weighs 95 pounds…
I jump on the counters to get a better look at myself
Lucy
When I hear Mommy and Daddy kiss, I will go to any length to get between them and give kisses of my own. -Lucy, our 7 month old rottweiler/boxer mix puppy who LOVES TO GIVE KISSES
Feed me, or I eat the kid.
They love each other, promise.
No one likes to write sentences as punishment
“I will not eat mom’s shoes.”
Miyagi knows better. This is the third time he’s had to write sentences reminding him what he did wrong. THE THIRD TIME!
Lola Can’t Be Trusted
I’m a bad girl. I ruined my mom’s flip flop 🙁
In a jam
The usually well-behaved “Summer” knocked a full jar of jam off the counter ( miraculously not breaking it ), carried it to her crate, opened the lid (!) and consumed the entire thing with her long & talented tongue.
Why does your breath smell like bread?
I drag full loaves of bread off of the counter in the middle of the night, into mom and dad’s room, and chew off the corner.
Little bully, big crybaby
“I’m a little bully”, “He is a big cry baby when I steal his bones.”
My name is lilli and I steal Boutros’s bones to make him cry, Mom has to take them away from me and give them back to him.
Cooper’s B-Day Hangover
For my B-Day I ate a big bowl of my dads Sausage dip he left on the table Now I’m puking everywhere! It was totally worth it though. Happy Birthday to me. 🙂