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Acehole
I have been advocating to my husband that my 2 year old hound, Ace, is a good dog. But Ace keeps presenting evidence to the contrary. The sign says, “My name is Ace. My mommy calls me Acehole because I eat things like underwear, shoestrings, and curling irons.”
Bailey the Alarm Clock
Who needs an alarm clock with puppy Bailey around? Not ME. “I farted so bad it woke my dad up! …Twice!
That’s a load of horse shhhh……
I sneak away to eat horse poop and try to give kisses after.
-Annie
Pooka Cleans Our Dishes
When nobody’s in the kitchen, I sneak in and lick all the dishes in the dishwasher!
Text book dog shaming
I turn rented textbooks into bought textbooks.
Kona
Our little buddy is petrified of the rain…
Adopted Puppy
When I told my puppy, Colt, that he was adopted, he pooped on the floor. 😐
I don’t wanna go home!
When Diego doesn’t want to do something all he has to do is roll over and there is literally no moving him. Treats, cheese, t-bone steak- nothing works.
Bodily (Dys)functions
Poot = Fart.
Winnie pooting then jumping up and turning around to see where the noise came from = Funny.
