I have a (salivary) gland problem. I fling slobber on the walls, ceiling, furniture, people… Anything within a 10 foot radius. – Spanky, the Mastiff
A Gland Problem
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Wake up and love me.
Javi’s daddy never gets to sleep in for too long, before Javi wakes him up by doing the mountain crawl on his side.
I ate Michael’s Retainers
He really should not have put them where I could reach them! I love to prune shrubs too!
I refuse to come down
I ran out of real estate at this over pass running away from children sledding. I would not come down even for treats so my Mom had to climb up through thorns to retrieve me. Happy New Year– Millie!!
Lazy Loach – Fish Shaming?!?
Haley is our Golden Dojo Loach who enjoys nothing more than laying on her favorite plant.
The first time she did it we thought she died! Luckily she’s just a lazy fish.
Sweet Bentley the Pooper
“I pooped in the house and you didn’t find it till you stepped in it.”
Bertie prefers Pedometer to Dog Food
Bertie loves getting 3 plus walks a day, but he still worked in cohoots with the cat, Romeo, this morning. Romeo knocked Mama’s pedometer off her night stand, and Bert went to snacking.
Next time, on Hoarders…
Dora is . . . well, a hoarder; it probably stems from the fact that she spent quite a bit of time as a stray before we rescued her. Anyway, I followed her to her crate when she did a snatch and grab of the scissors while I was wrapping gifts to find . . . a coffee mug, the food scoop, our other dog’s bowl, and the scissors. In fact, whenever ANYTHING is missing, her crate is the first place we look.
I’m still trying to figure out why we found a knife under her bed the other night though. That’s just . . . disturbing.
Butter Thief
My owners don’t think it;s as funny when I try to help out…
While You Were Gone…
I ate mom’s favorite chair… 🙁
