One of us stole a couple pairs of underwear from our house guests, even though our mom can not prove who is guilty, she has a suspect.
What a bunch of weenies!!!
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Countersurfing tummyache
Stole a bag of marshmallows. Threw them up, still whole.
Zena can open tupperware! She consumed an entire bag of full sized marshmellows; her gluttony was unmatched, since they didn’t even have chew marks on them when she threw them up!
Lost Diet
I climbed onto the kitchen counter and pigged out on my parents’ breakfast for tomorrow. There goes my diet.
Garmin Dog
Dexter chewed up his mom’s Garmin less than one week before a back to back half & full marathon.
Roxy loves pizza
Roxy, a border collie mix, loves her some pizza!
Its all fair game, when you’re hungry.
This is Capone. He’s eaten 2 other books, curtains, sleeves, shoe laces, draw strings from a blind, blankets, loaves of bread, 8 goodie bags for a 9yo’s birthday party, and the wedding ring of a woman married just 5 days before. This latest included 1/2 a deck of cards and it all took place in less than 15 minutes. We still love him though.
Edward Scissor Teeth
Note: “I like to chew Mom’s favorite things in half. -Pico”
Pico likes to “scissor” things between his teeth. Like the sleeve of Mom’s favorite shirt. Or the handle on her new tote bag. Or his own leash…
Lazy Beagle
“I refuse to get up when my mom makes the bed”
This is Squid, the 10-year-old beagle. She likes to sleep in late, so bed-making is extremely difficult.
Watch out for the hole!
I dug a huge hole in the yard and my mommy tripped in it.
