I rolled in Putrid Poop after told NO
Look! I’m a Jack Russell now!
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R.I.P. Prince Charming
“I ruined happily ever after”. Poor Prince Charming. Roux has taught the kids to put their toys away in a way I never could.
“indoor sticks” are not for chewing!!
I ate the baseboard… and the window sill!
I do my own Stunts
“Today I was on a car ride when I decided to roll my window down, jump out of the moving vehicle, make my mom chase me in her pajamas, and finally, poop on the side of the road. I’m grounded.” -Valentine
QC for my QT
I like to eat my little brother’s diapers for quality check. They “pass” just fine. -Phoebe
Nothing up my Sleeve!
Unfortunately my mom came home earlier… Dang it.
Straight off the Roll
I eat toilet paper straight from the roll! (And I’m not sorry)
Highlighter Yellow is a Nice Couch Colour
Hi. I’m Samson. My mom rescued me from the streets of Mexico, and so I decided to thank her by peeing highlighter yellow all over her white couch.
What do you Mean they Aren’t Gluten-Free???
Lucy got onto the kitchen counter and ate all of my son’s hand decorated graduation cookies
Rhodesian Ridgeback so soon?
I had just stopped leaving Maddy in the kennel when I go to work, everyday there is a new mess to clean. Even when I believe I’ve done a very good job dog proofing my house
