I ran away from Bob at the airport! I just wanted to be FREE!
Lucy’s Loose
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Josie Drools. A lot.
I was drooling so much that my mom had to give me a paper towel bib.
That is, after I drooled through my bed, made a drool puddle the size of ME on the couch and dripped all over the house.
Oh sorry, you’re on a call?
I barked really loud when my mommy was on a conference call with her bosses. oops.
I eat WOOD
My name is Hercules, and eat my way through any enclosure. My favorite is wood.
Penny, the rug ruiner
Penny never has accidents at home, so when some mysterious wet spots appeared at a friend’s house, we thought it couldn’t be her, it must be one of the other dogs. However, after a couple more accidents at our friend’s home, and solid alibis for other dogs, we realized it must be Penny.
He wasn’t a fan
I ate/remodelled Aunty Lynne’s favourite fan.
Just like stealing breakfast from a baby!
I just stole the baby’s breakfast from her hand.
mouse trap
I broke the mouse trap to eat the peanut butter inside.
JJ Sits on People’s Heads
My mother often wakes up in the morning to discover she has a new, 20-something kilo hat.
Eat all the Ponies!
Oreo loves eating My Little Pony Toys.
Ponies = 0, Oreo = 6
Editor’s note: It’s the smell of the plastic that attracts Oreo to the ponies! Just like Strawberry Shortcake Dolls in the 80s and 90s! (am I dating myself?)
