I’m Scout. My nemesis is the vacuum cleaner. I bite it to show my dominance over it.
Scout and Her Nemesis

I’m Scout. My nemesis is the vacuum cleaner. I bite it to show my dominance over it.
Cleveland’s dad took him duck hunting and he ran off and got sprayed by a skunk. Mom had to bathe him; this now makes his 3rd to remove the stench.
He has never chewed anything, EVER! I came home to this today. His $80 Kong bed. For shame.
Madox’s math:
Dog + dirty sock + chewing habit = self proclaimed sock ninja
My math:
Owner of dog + putting on socks to find holes in them = relentlessly annoyed owner with not one decent pair of socks
We ate an entire cake off the kitchen counter last night… And it was delicious! Love, Zoey & Bailey
She always looks sorry, but I’m pretty sure she never is.
If my mommy doesn’t immediately fold the laundry right out of the dryer, then I like to poop on top of the laundry basket full of clean clothes…
I came home from work and found out that FedEx had slipped my Lady Gaga tickets under the door. Marley didn’t want me to go.
Lucy loooooves cat food…and steals it from our cat every chance she gets.