Bad dog!
Poor tax return

Bad dog!
I roll in goat poop (it is just for fun)
Our Mutt, Whatnot with a sign next to him says “I eat puzzle pieces.”
In the middle of the night, Moose decided to eat all of the leftover garlic knots from dinner. He somehow got the tupperware off of the counter, opened it and ate all 4 massive garlic knots. Mom found the lid in one room from the container and the bottom in another. He should have cleaned up the evidence.
I tried to eat Harry Potter
I destroyed your present… Happy birthday!
Editor’s note: It’s Dog Shaming’s momma’s birthday today! Happy birthday, mom!!
She’ll whine at us for five minutes nonstop before we get annoyed and pick it up for her.
You lied to me. There were no beans in your bean-bag chair.
One of us is pooping at the foot of Roberts bed
Karma decided she would destroy our floors while we were at work. She overheard us talking about getting new floors in the hallway and living room, so she decided to go ahead and take up the carpet for us to get a head start.