My name is Pixie and this is my food pyramid:
Dog Food
Poop
Worms/Slugs
Carpet/Rugs
Food Pyramid
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No corn muffins for you.
I found the bag of corn flour you meant to dispose of yesterday… Lexi is a repeat offender, first time since we found Dog Shaming. We lulled ourselves into thinking our girls were not nearly dogshaming worthy… She covered the floor in 3 rooms, and then someone (big sis not pictured) nested in the bed.
Mmmmmm….mouthguard!
Frankie found her dad’s custom-made night guard on his nightstand and chewed it up into tiny little shards of useless plastic. Replacement cost: $500.
Trash Eater, Cat Chaser
Today I got into the garbage AND escaped the backyard to chase a cat. I am a trash eating, cat chasing jerk!
Crayon Pug
Elmo pooped purple yesterday. Then he was caught eating a yellow crayon to confirm my suspicions.
But they taste so good!
My name is Abby, and I have an Pillow-Licking problem. I will lick every single pillow on the couch, then lay on top of them. I am not sorry.
Bella the Poop Walker
Instead of stopping to poop like a normal dog, Bella will poop and keep walking, forcing me to play tug of war with the poop on the ground and her trying to keep going!
Can’t wait to turn 21
I’ll chew all my parents’ coasters until they allow me to drink with them. Cacau.
I Just Wanted a New Bed
Mom wouldn’t buy me a new bed in the Pottery Barn catalog, so I shredded it.
I prefer dad’s pillow!
When I sleep in bed with my parents I lick my dad’s leg until he moves to the couch…then I steal his pillows!
Love, Daisy
