“After I escaped form my crate I took these two glass jars off the pantry door rack, carried them down to the basement, removed the lids without breaking the glass, and ate the entire contents of Trader Joe’s Curry Simmer Sauce and Thai Green Curry.”
We still don’t know how he did it without opposable thumbs.
Smokey just looooves baby carrots, unfortunately his daddy’s earplugs look an awful lot like baby carrots, too.
“I thought they were baby carrots. Turns out they were dad’s earplugs. Oops!”
Dodger dug up a nest of lizards at daycare. The staff moved the dogs to a different field to give the lizards a chance. They carried Dodger and when they put him down, he laid his head on the ground and after several minutes opened his mouth and out hopped two lizards. They were fine. However, later that week a rooster flew over the fence at daycare and met his demise.
Oliver and Daisy welcomed the robbers into our house. My parents were in town visiting for my grandmother’s funeral. We went out for dinner and came home to find the house had been trashed and electronics stolen. Final count included two laptops, two cameras, my dad’s backpack, car keys and my mom’s half eaten pack of Twizzlers gone. When the police found the guys who did it, they commented on how friendly my dogs were!
Sign says “We welcomed the robbers and watched them take Mom, Gramma and Papa’s stuff! Thanks for visiting- come again!”
They haven’t exhibited any remorse.
Our devoted lab decided to mark the entire dining room in one fell “swoop”.
I ‘tryed’ to write my name in pee on the dining room carpet. I am not sorry.
Yukon
PS Written by Nate, age 8
This is Linda the pug. Linda chewed 2 water guns in two days. Linda sticks her tongue out at me when I ask her who chewed the guns. Linda is clearly a democrat and NOT a member of the NRA! Liberal Linda!
Never leave a dog alone with a robotic vacuum cleaner. Never.
“I really thought this would cheer Mom up after her much needed nap… Guess I was wrong. #stillproud #baddaymadeworse #teething”
Fitz got his teething bone stuck under the edge of the rug and while trying to get it out decided the rug felt much better on his aching gums.
Casper, our Lhasa Apso, won’t play with her own toys..instead she steals her sissy’s toy squirrel and destroys it!
I walked away when Mom tried to warm her cold toes on my warm belly. Not sorry
-Thumbelina.
