Hi, my name is Ivy and I’m a relentless toe licker. If your feet are not moving I will come running to lick them. I am totally undeterred by the presence of slippers, shoes, socks or other footwear. I know your toes are in there and I will not be happy until I am licking them. Is that so wrong?
I’m sorry I paraded around with your granny panties in my mouth in front of your friends during game night.
(Sorry, I’m not really sorry)
Carli is lucky she is so sweet which almost counteracts the bad things she does.
Our dog, Slim, is a mischievous Italian Greyhound. He pooped right on top of my laptop as it sat on the living room floor!
I ate a bar of soap and now I poop bubbles.
“You got me an indestructible dog bed so I’ll start work on the destructible walls. Thanks, Wedge Antilles”
Wedge is our 11 month old rescue pug who has destroyed 6 beds since coming home to us. We finally got a bed that will last and on his first day alone with it, Wedge took out his frustrations on the wall. Our other 2 pugs are as confounded by his antics as we are.
We still have no idea where these cards came from and are convinced that an illegal doggie-gambling ring is ran through our house.
Jake decided that Dad had eaten enough, and helped himself.
“I’ve been at my new home 2 days and I already destroyed my sister’s favorite toy”
I like to steal dishes out of my humans’ sink and smash them. But this time I smashed the crock pot. And I can make the most saddest guilty face ever so you can’t yell at me.
