I jumped on the table and stole food. I’m only sorry for leaving evidence.
What evidence?
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I Destroy Angry Birds Toys
Augusta, who is a 9 month old Australian Shepherd, loves to destroy my son’s Angry Bird toys.
Crock Pot Killer
Lacey, our Brussels Griffon, seems to find all the fun, chewy cords…
Creepy Husky
I stare at the neighbors for hours. ~Max
What a creep.
Hussy Husky
I will go belly-up for ANYONE who calls me pretty. ~Kaya
Hand of Poo
I ate all your poo bags, good luck picking up my poo, love Copper.
He managed to get into my coat pocket to get the bags out, good thing we found them before going for a walk….
Finn’s chew toy
My mom buys me many chew toys but I prefer the coffee table..
Where there’s a Wii, there’s a way.
I can turn on the Wii, press eject, and remove the disc; all in less than a minute.
Tasty!
~Wilfred the Jackapoo =]
Sammy will eat your childhood toys
My friend Margaret loves her puppy Sammy, but he’s a bit of a terror. Her son Tom is particularly traumatised by this incident of teddy carnage: “I can’t stop thinking about Toy Story – what if it’s true?!”
Luna pees on the bed, feels remorse
“I peed on mom’s bed. Now mom has to stay up washing sheets.” -Luna
We just came home from a long walk to the park. I get dinner started, and go to my room to grab my phone, when I smell that all too familiar sour smell. I look at my bed, and low and behold a fresh yellow splotch on my white sheets.
Tried to stay mad for a while, but had to give in. Those damn eyes get me every time.
