It wasn’t me. It was a meteoroid. I swear.
Ground Explosion
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Holly the creepster
Our new adoptee has one peculiar habit that takes a little getting used to…..
Unlicensed Contractor
Winter has taken it upon herself to do some major excavating and possibly plumbing, without a professional license.
Smell my breath now
When we criticized Knightley’s breath, we did not know he would take it so personally.
Editor’s note: Human toothpaste is not great for dogs: it can contain bleaches, irritants, and fluoride. If this ever happens to your pooch would suggest calling their veterinarian just to be safe.
Cat Food Regret
I knocked the cat food off the counter and ate half the bag. BAD BEAGLE! (The indigestion is punishment enough.)
Two Muffins for the little muffin
My 5lb yorkiepoo decided to open a package of muffins behind my back. Each one has 5 grams of fiber…
It Wasn’t the Dingo…
It wasn’t the Dingo who ate Olly’s baby……
Pizza Dog
Astral is a Labrador who’s getting a bit old in her years, these days she even has trouble getting in and out of the car. So we foolishly thought it would be safe to leave two half-finished boxes of pizza on the kitchen bench over night.
Consider this a lesson learnt, never underestimate the cunning hunger of a Labrador.
Toy Thief
“I am currently awaiting trial for grand theft auto. Ive been ordered to pay restitution to one sad little girl in the form of 3 little people cars. Im a thief and my family is ASHAMED” Our boy Butchie is constantly sneaking toys of my 18mo old daughter’s, into his corner, and destorys them, we love him despite his sticky paws so to speak!
