My dog niece Roxy ate grandpa’s steak off the counter!
I Steak’ed my Claim
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Painting Saboteur
I like to wait for my owner to be painting a fine line before barking loud enough to make her jump and mess up! (I will do it again, too)
Mae your Holidays be Merry and Bright
Mae has to be supervised around the Christmas Tree. She’s chewed branches and scattered needles around the living room. She also has gotten into the cat litter a few times. It sticks to her nose and her breath smells like the expensive litter!
I’m on the naughty list…
Who’s Getting Coal in Their Stockings This Year? WE ARE!!
“We already ate our beds so we ate our cat’s bed too. It was delicious.” Came home from the store to find my cat looking down at her new and improved basket. Looks like Rocko and Izzy moved on to her bed after destroying their own yesterday. Hope my bed isn’t next….
There’s Still Time! Happy Howlidays!
My personal copies of the dogshaming coloring book arrived late last week and I couldn’t be happier with the outcome. The pages are awesome, hilarious, and who knows, if your submission has ever been published on dogshaming, you might just find your pooch gracing the pages of this awesome coloring book. We also have calendars and the NYT best selling self-titled book available.
Good news Canada, amazon.ca has released their copies of the coloring book so you can still order them in time for the holidays! Spread some colorful cheer and give the gift of dogshaming to everyone big and small! For a super special secret offer, click here (or to see what the inside of the coloring book looks like!)
Baby Elephant Thief!
Rala is our 8-month old red Boston Terrier pup. When we leave a stuffed animal unsupervised on the bed, she’s quick to swoop in and snatch it up. But this baby elephant is her absolute favourite to steal! She says “I steal this elephant every chance I get. He’s my favourite.” She will trounce around the house with him in her mouth and even sometimes come up and present him like a gift. She’s always sorry, but she can’t wait for the next chance!
Fidel’s new toy
Finally I’ve got mom’s shoes today…
Skidding to a Halt
“I leave skid-marks on the bed!”
On Vomit, on Cupid, on Donner, and Bitzen
I vomited in my mom’s purse.
Mia tossed her cookies in the most convenient of places. Mom had to throw out her planner & new wallet.
