I like to sit on the couch and bark at imaginary things outside to the humans will check the door.
I like to bark at nothing
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You went to the park without me?
I chewed the Wii remote when I knew that mom went to the park without me.
Escher the Skateboard Slayer
Escher HATES skateboards. Or rather, kids on them. Skateboard are actually fine. As are kids. But put a kid on one, and send him past Escher and he FLIPS out! today he popped his collar then knocked down a young boy riding a skateboard. No one was hurt, and Escher seemed very, VERY proud of himself for the rest of the walk.
Cry Baby
“I cry when my poo sticks to my bum.”
I thought you were never coming back…
I thought you were never coming back… so I ate your favorite Lululemon’s!
It’s not the washer & dryer….
The washer & dryer don’t “steal” your socks….But I DO!!
This is Miss Zoya (4 month old Black Russian Terrier). She will steal any sock she can find. Clean, dirty, she doesn’t discriminate, even though she has her own pair of old socks knotted together just for her.
I Ate My Mom’s Pasta!!
Toby never rummages through my bag on the floor…except for last night when he found my leftover lunch. That pasta must have smelled really good! He was very ashamed!
Lulu, the biter
Hi! I’m Lulu. I like to chew on the baby gate. I also like to chew on people’s hands!
Lulu is a beagle/bulldog mix. She is 14 weeks old today.
We are working on biting…
I suck @ eating
Pretty much speaks for itself
Rabbits are Shameful Too!
‘I ate a cord! I’ll eat this sign too!’
My rabbit, Spock, was staying at my parents house. I assured her that he never ate cords – apparently I spoke too soon!
