Meg had recently been under the weather and lost her appetite. Seems it is back. She had finished her dinner and while we were out getting ours, she pulled a canvas bag off of a chair, emptied it, ripped a hole in a plastic bag and then the plastic wrap. She scattered pieces of cracker through the house maybe to make sure she could find her way back to the office.
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Sink or Swim
Nearly drown myself and mother chasing ducks instead of the ball!!!!
I Thought it was a Grocery List til I got to the Last Item…
This week I ate:
a retainer
a bag of Doritos
a bag of trail mix
a popsicle stick
a bag of almonds
& cat poop.
Cake-Cutting Fee
I suppose it was our own fault for leaving it on the kitchen table in a box behind two closed doors.
Pillsbury Dog Boy
“I ate flour then drank water. Not only were my whiskers stuck together, I also left dough pawprints on the carpet.” – Blaze
I Love the Smell of Fish Barf in the Morning
My name is Abby….the bad seed
I gnawed open a new bottle of fish oil capsules and ate every one of them. Then I puked and pooped them in mom & dad’s bedroom all night long.
The Sesame Street Killer
Our Chocolate Lab, Abby. She has the habit of chomping our daughters Sesame Street characters if the family leaves home together – but without her.
“My family left without me, so I killed Elmo.
Can’t Catch me I’m the Gingerbread Dog!
I broke my daddy’s trust and ran away when he he turned around. Then when my mommy was running to try and save me from the busy street, I acted like I didn’t know who she was. Now daddy is mad and mommy had an asthma attack. So I’m in jail for the rest of my life…
Thank God after this she learned her lesson and doesn’t even pass our driveway now 🙂
Adding Insult to Injury
“My sister broke her leg & I killed her get well soon toy #sorrynotsorry” My poor 9 year old female doxie broke her leg after a hard fall from the couch and my 5 year old male doxie got jealous of of her new toys, treats, and all the attention she was getting. So in his jealous rage he decides to destroy her new toy and leave the fuzzy pieces all over the living room for us to clean up and know how unhappy he was.
I am the new Decorator!
Tugboat had some new found freedom and did not handle it very well!