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I pooped in Conners room and tried to blame the puppy.

-Rosie

Hi I am Mary Jane. I bark all the time and make disgusting noises under my owner’s bed so they can’t sleep

I think it’s fun to roll in big wet piles of bird poop!

“I ate an entire frozen Quiche off of the counter,
then farted stinky farts the whole next day….”

I drank mightily from a mulch puddle & barfed it up at 30MPH all over the side of the convertible.

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The kids were supposed to make a hot dog cabin for a church project and when they went to get the hot dogs that they left on a plate on counter, they were gone. Bentley ate all of them.

I don’t always eat your yoga pants, but when I do, I only eat the crotch.

Beau says that baths are not his thing.

Booker, the 5-month old boxer, loves to pick individual rocks from the planter and scatter them throughout the house.