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There’s a homeless man my owners let stay in the church. He had some goodies…..I ate them.

“I hide my medicine in my beard.” Oliver (8 years old, JRT/Maltese/Yorkie) HATES taking his thyroid medicine. We have tried EVERYTHING to make him ingest the tiniest little pill. We thought we had him beat when we put the pills in small slices of hot dog, but we soon discovered that he was separating the meat from the pill in his mouth and pushing the pill into his beard to dispose of in his room later.

I chewed my rope toy into an obscene shape. I don’t get it–why are you laughing?

Love,
Kaiser

Abby is a very loveable, cuddly and quiet Beagle with one bad habit…

“My name is Snarf. When it is raining, I hide my poo in the house. Not sorry!”

Snarf refuses to go to the restroom outside in the rain. She now has resorted to hiding her poo. She opened my suitcase (it was unzipped), pooped on my clothes, hopped out and closed the lid. It took forever to find her present. She is not sorry.

Since I didn’t need to use my umbrella, Kloey decided she may as well use it herself for a chew toy

“I get beat up by the cat” -Lana
“RAWR” -Nicodemus
My feline brother may only be a quarter of my weight… but he has sharp parts! sharp I tell you!

I went for a trial run outside of my crate while master was away… I failed to the tune of $200.00

I think I killed a mummy

No paper shredding job was ever too big for Lucy the 10 pound Yorkie…