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My name is Mabel. My Mom is very angry because I ate one of her favourite shoes!!

I eat entire starfish that my parents bring back from Hawaii.

Coltrane ate the internet cable, which not only knocked out our service, but apparently caused interference for the entire block. Comcast had to shut down everyone’s internet until we could get the cable replaced.

I ate the Game of Thrones DVD

I ate the birdseed now I poop granola bars.

Brooklyn here is 11 weeks old and the queen of the household already. My mom decided to put her makeup on with me in the bed…

This is my 2-year old lab, Orion. I took him to a vet when he had an upset tummy and I guess he couldn’t hold it. Also, when we got there, he ran away and it took myself, a friend, and 2 assistants to catch him. P.S, he wasn’t sick. Just a little dehydrated. Which costed me 2 hours and $250 dollars.

Goose likes my new computer as much as I do…

Mama bought more cake flour so she could bake a cake for friends. But I want to be mama’s ONLY FRIEND so I ate the flour. I feel terrible but also accomplished. I also can’t stop sneezing.
-Finley

Ruby (the pictured Boston Terrier) literally just stole the toilet paper out from under me.

‘I stole the toilet paper WHILE she was on the throne’

Leaving me high, and not so dry. Good thing she’s cute!