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“I pooped in front of the church, while a wedding was taking place” – Muffin

I have a bad habit of peeing on my front legs!

Hi, my name is Hank. I break expensive things when I run through the house. I also smile at inappropriate times.

My parents just washed this comforter the night before…So I decided to shed like a maniac in my sleep!

As we were preparing dinner last night, our rescue dog ‘Gunner’ stole a $20 porterhouse steak off of our counter.

Matilda the rescue has some bad bedtime habits

This pitbull puppy doesn’t like his friends being covered up. That includes collars, which he helpfully removes (destroys) with his teeth!

This little dude thinks earphones are, well, delicious. Also, that a glass table is a great place to seek cover when you might be in trouble.

We’ve all had haircuts we regret. After his most recent grooming, Oscar expressed this regret by throwing up all over himself in the car on the way home.

Here is Dix as she shamelessly snacks on the contents of the bathroom trash bin, not even caring that the whole internet is watching.