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The Pointer Sisters
Pointers Scarlet and Tilly ate the seats off the kid’s seesaw!
Wine-snob Rooney
Rooney’s owners say they are now making sure all wine bottles are outside his reach!
Talk about “re-gifting”!
Mr. Joseph thought the greatest gift he could give was whatever he ate last. Unfortunately his gift-wrapping methods are a little unorthodox.
Guilt by association
Aw, what a cute pair! Buddy the beagle, at approximately 7 years old, should be way past the puppy chewing stage but, since his owners found him as a stray just last year, he may never have had the chance to learn house manners previously. He only has teeth on one side of his mouth so the damage was not too bad. Sookie, his pit bull mix sister, is constantly embarrassed and apologizing for him.
Second prize is a set of steak knives
Lawnmower Dog
Charlie tore up the lawn chasing rabbits and digging up chipmunk holes, so he was put to work mowing the lawn!
(Editor’s note: Don’t actually let your dogs use a lawnmower, folks. We’re sure this one isn’t actually running.)
Currency reform
Sometimes we think dogs would like to see a return to the barter system.
Spot Stealer!
Maggie’s mom says: “This is Maggie. She’s a bed hog and a spot stealer any time I get up in the middle of the night to use the bathroom! It’s okay though, Maggie and my husband both snore anyway!”
Tuna Truffles
Pork Chop caught red handed and littler-faced rooting for Tuna truffles (Tuna is the cat’s name). No Shame!