Eddie the Dachshund peed on dad’s towel.
Steady Eddie, The Wee-nie

Eddie the Dachshund peed on dad’s towel.
Our dog Teddy stole an entire loaf of homemade bread off the kitchen counter. He would not give it up and ate the entire loaf.
The black Cocker Spaniel, Tux, stole a steak from the kitchen counter. It was warming briefly before my husband could take it outside to the grill. Tux grabbed it and shared the 3/4″, 3-1/2 lb. steak with the black and white Cocker. Both are rescues from the Fond du Lac Humane Society. Tux was adopted in October 2007. Bode was our latest adoption in May 2012.
I waited approximately 15 minutes before I peed on mummy’s freshly shampooed white carpet. I know better! – Cozette
This is Jack…he just turned 4 years old and has always loved to try to get his paws on mommy and daddy’s food. He knows he is doing something wrong and will put himself in time out after every offense….of course while licking his lips!
Bella has a habit of sneaking into the laundry room and eating the poop out of the cat litter. Of course the one who cleans the litter box is excited because he doesn’t have to clean it. However I have to follow her , then has to clean up her litter trail of poop and litter. Just great. She wont eat her food, but will eat the dirty litter? Anyone for a big smooch from this one?
My name is Einstein and I am guilty of eating my mom and dad’s marriage licence… it tasted good.
I eat chicken poop every chance I get, which is a lot because Mommy has SEVEN chickens. –Coco
My cat, Bagheera, thinks that since the computer charger has the name “Apple”, it’s okay to eat. He has eaten 4 too many computer chargers during his 1.5 years on earth….
…just not sure I’d eat it! I ate $150..00 of my boy’s Boy Scout Popcorn sale money. It was left in an envelope on the table.