My little Pom Sophie tore open the trash sack and scattered trash all over the kitchen. Our big Pom, Edge, is blind but has a good sniffer so he helped as much as he could.
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I am a Hoarder
Moved the couch while cleaning and her secret stash was revealed.
Creates Traffic Jams
“I like to poop while crossing the street, just love watching mommy trying to pick it up in the middle of traffic” – Agnes the French Bulldog often choses to poop in the middle of Copenhagen traffic.
New stereo too realistic for Chief.
Chief and I were watching a movie on the new Blu-ray and speakers. Chief got quite upset when the “dog in the TV” kept barking. He circled the speaker several times looking for the intruder. Not finding the TV Dog he elected to mark the expensive speakers as his territory….
You’re like a big salt lick
“I like to lick my mommy’s legs after she gets out of the shower!” So true… and so much for that shower. If only, Chloe, you could behave like your big sister, Molly… that is until she starts mimicking you. Then we have a problem.
Sleepy time terror
Every time I let the dog on the bed she thanks me by humping my leg.
Thar She Blows
Honeychild, 2 years old. Atomic Bomb factory.
Lynn the fun destroyer
‘I had this pool for only half an hour before I ripped it This is our border collie Lynn and she shows us all the time why she can’t have nice stuff…
Diamonds are a girls’ best friend (NOT!)
I ate my foster mum’s engagement ring and when it was found 6 days later, it was found in my poo!
My plan worked because the day they found the ring they adopted me.
Barks and crafts
I ate my dog sitter’s duct tape. Not sorry, Deuce.
We watched Deuce for a friend who was on vacation. My daughter likes to make crafts out of coloured duct tape. Deuce did not approve.