I was so excited to find a dead fish in our landlocked backyard. It’s the kind of strange happy accident every dog hopes for… I still don’t understand why all of my innocent fishy playtime deserved a bath.
Something smells fishy…
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The world is my food bowl
Hi, my name is Ginger. I love to spread my food all over the house and under furniture.
The little Mont-ster
Monty the Shiba, age 10 months, ate one of the flip-flops from my favourite pair.
Oh honey, no.
I ate 30 ounces of honey and threw up all over mommy’s clean clothes
I like inside things to go outside
I try to take everything outside…including my mommy’s school books!
Bucky the skunky
Our dog thinks he’s a mighty warrior, protector of all things front and back yard.
Lola the remote hog….I mean bird
This is Lola, a 5 year old rescue cockatoo. We love her to pieces but, not only does she have the intelligence of a 4 yr old, she has the naughtiness of one. Every time we trim her nails she gets mad and destroys the things we like the most. Last time She chewed a hole in our leather sofa. She’s such a love sponge it’s impossible to stay mad at her.
I object to your studying
I puked ALL OVER my owner’s bar exam books. A++ puke, would puke on again.
I shed
David sheds. A lot. And when he’s extra sheddy, he sits on the floor or on furniture and scratches himself until he makes a big pile of fur.
Diaper Temptation
I eat the baby’s dirty diapers and then make my mom clean up my vomit. (Shreds of dirty diaper + barf = pure nastiness)
