“I like to sit in front of the fan and fart” – Oscar the wiener dog.
Oscar farts in your general direction
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Sango and mom pray to the porcelain gods
Sango, a terrier mix is sitting on a green chair. The sign reads, “I ate cat poop from the litter box. Then I vomited in the car. Mama vomited too.
The Gatekeeper
I can’t get mad at this face.
The Cowardly Beagle-Basset
I broke out of the backyard fence tonight and decided to barge into the neighbor’s house for refuge….all because of a bug zapper. Love, Wally (the cowardly beagle-basset)
Always Getting Stuck Somewhere
My dog, Pippin, was visiting his “Gma” while I was out of town and kept getting stuck in weird places. So, “Gma” decided to do a dog shaming!
Bobby the “Bolden Retriever”
I stole baby JJ’s Teddy Bear and chewed it all up and when I got in trouble, I then ate the underwire out of his mom’s bra. Bobby
Mouse is not a swimmer
I am the world’s BIGGEST CHICKEN.
Mom tried to get me to swim
I sat on her lap instead.
In fairness, it must be said that, when she was about 18 months, Mouse fell into a river and panicked. Water has been an issue ever since.
Mail security
Zachy checks all the parcels that are left by the mailman. He provides a very thorough service.
Beagle Bath Time!
Molly likes getting a bath but for some reason pouts for at least 2 days after each one.
Care Bear Stare!!
My name is Duke, and I really wanted to try the cake that my mom made for my sister’s 3rd birthday. I didn’t even wait for it to cool once she took it out of the oven. She left for the bathroom, and that was my chance. It was REALLY good…
