“I found out Victoria’s Secret… Love, Brindy”
The Great Detective

“I found out Victoria’s Secret… Love, Brindy”
The doorbell rang and my owner went to see who was there. Dachshunds love tea. Everybody knows that.
You can’t turn your back for a second.
Romeo is not happy for new moms to-be (though he is ashamed). Or maybe he’s just not into baby showers…
Look, I found your underwear… that I’d hidden. Clyde loves to sneak into our bedroom and steal underwear and socks – she’s obsessed!
I am SO not supposed to be here, and I know it.
This is considered by some to be a delicacy
Oh naughty Beast, the sign is already torn to shreds on the floor.
Sign reads: My name is Beast and I can’t stop scratching Mama and Papas nice, new things! I’m lucky they love me so much!
She has no shame.
I love fresh market basil…got my hands on an entire bag!
We left for vacation for ten days, and while we were gone our pet fox Gizmo managed to sneak his leash away from the kennel staff and eat it.