Amazingly, the guy not only came inside and waited quite gentlemanly while I cleaned it up, he still asked me on a second date.
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Gone scrumping
I have been scrumping apples from the tree in the garden. I don’t even like eating apples but I have no shame and will do it again 🙂 love Hogan
Water Lover
“I jump out of the boat… even though I don’t know how to get back in. So I have to wear a life jacket. I’m not that ashamed, I think I look great!” Cooper dog – the 80 pound German Shepherd/Plott Hound mix – loves to swim and is a strong swimmer but unfortunately doesn’t understand how to use the doggy ramp to get back in the boat. He prefers to paddle around for awhile until he’s tired then climb onto his human friends for a lift back into the boat instead!
Chomping on a bumper
This is Elvis. He “treed” a squirrel under an SUV and he started chomping on the car trying to get at it. It wasn’t our car either.
I want a ‘pizza’ you!
I ate this pizza while my human was in the shower. I’m not sorry.
Screen Door, No More
Buck tore right through the screen door in Grandpa’s new house, without any shame at all on his way to chase the squirrels in the backyard.
I punched the neighbour.
I’m Jemima, I don’t bite but I will punch you.
Grease Comet
My dog ate a tube of VERY GREASY hand lotion
Heartless theft of Betty’s treats
My boyfriend Dean took our dog Betty to the park for a training session. Betty’s favourite treat is chopped up pieces of cheddar cheese. I should have given him normal dog treats to take. Then he wouldn’t have eaten them. But he did feel ashamed.
Beach Bomber
I crap on the beach…..every time!