“I incessantly bark at nothing because my owner loves the sound of my bark”
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Oh the Irony!
Me (Boogie) with shredded tissue hanging out of my mouth next to the pillow I had just destroyed. Oh yes, the pink thing by my butt is a toy I just received yesterday for being such a good boy all week. Thanks Mom!
Gracie the Greyhound
I pooped in the car while we were driving on the highway, so daddy couldn’t pull over and mommy had to crawl back to clean it up so I wouldn’t sit in it.
xoxo,
Gracie-the-Greyhound
P.S. I’m really a very good, loving girl and would like to share that rescue greyhounds like me make great pets!
This is 40
Chopper ate his dads whole birthday cake and half of the candle… And still has frosting in his lip.
The Pool Pooper
My sign says it all…
We ate the couch
We came home to find our couch destroyed. Neither would admit it!
I roll around on dead things
Princess candie went missing this morning while out for a pee. She came back smelling of deceased reptile.
Dining Room Surprise
Dear Moms:
I left you my finest selection of explosive poos in the dining room while you were at work. Enjoy!
love,
Edie
I help take out the trash, and by help, I mean eat.
My name is Noah and when my mommy leaves the house I like to get into the garbage.
Sock it to me!
If you’re missing a sock, you know where to find it!