“Mom looked really busy, so I decided to NOT let her know I needed to poop. She can thank me later” -Rosie
She was sitting right beside me and got up and went the bathroom in the living room…. my dog
The Considerate Potty Breaker
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A pug with no apologies
On my morning walk, I peed on my brother’s head. Then I treated myself to a hot dog bun I found on the sidewalk.
I can’t refuse the refuse.
Mom got me a new chew toy, but I chewed up the garbage instead.
What Pillows?! This is my new bed!
My name is Lewis. I’m a very naught bully. I like to chew and destroy things. My latest work of destruction was chewing open the brand new pillows and making a bed for myself. I think I own the house and everything in it.
dogs have needs too
8 month old boston terrier Moto loves to try and hump all my friends and his toys.
UPS: Uniformed Pooch Surprise
My dog, Otto, escaped through the side door that did not shut completely behind my boyfriend and Otto decided it was his job to protect us from the evil brown delivery truck.
I have a huge bed but…..
The sign says “I have a HUGE bed that Mommy bought after my weight broke the couch. I prefer the new couch. NOT ASHAMED.-Tera
Tera is our rescued 5 year old bull mastiff. Her favourite place is the couch. After she jumped onto our old couch so many times, the frame broke…it was beyond repair. We got a new couch and bought her a HUGE and COMFY bed complete with big fluffy blanket that she loves. Yet, no matter how many times we tell her no, the new couch is her favourite! She is not ashamed at all.
Spaniel Lo Mein
I set my bowl down on the coffee table to go relieve myself. I returned to see Archie sitting innocently where I left him, but part of the bowl had been licked clean, and there was a carrot on the table. Suspicions arose.
Car Accident
Chipper had a little accident in the car.
The Cobbler
I’m Lola, I found my mommy new pair of flats and ate one of them, along with her eyeglasses and my uncle sunglasses. I’m a shoe eating jerk.
