My dad can’t be naked in my presence because I think his man parts are squeaky toys and I try to bite them.
Ball Buster
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Kibble flavoured underwear
Look at this big bowl of kibble- delicious doggie bliss, right? No. He’ll have the 7 yr. old’s panties, please. With a side of no shame.
Major, our 1 yr old yellow lab. He eats panties whole. They come out the exact same way.
Wouldn’t you rather smell like dog?
Layla and Tonka are obsessed with clean laundry fresh out of the dryer. Who doesn’t like putting on clean clothes covered with black dachshund hair?
Hot-boxing the car
Jack thinks it’s funny to poop in the car on long drives.
We could have gone to Vegas with that amount of money!
Shebea cut her leg and spent the night at the vet. $500 later, she came home with a cone on her head. , Since Remmy couldn’t stop chewing on Shebea’s cone, Shebea spent the day in Remmy’s crate. Remmy got up on the table & ate Shebea’s pain pills. Three days at the vet later, she’s up to over $700 in vet bills.
What is it with Shibas and paper products?
She has an affinity for all paper products but toilet paper is by far her favourite.
You can’t prove it!!!
“Powdered Sugar!!! Bad Dog!!”
My Rhodesian Ridgeback, Bela Blu Sugar Kane, lives up to her name. She looks so proud because she hasn’t looked in a mirror yet. She’s still thinking there’s no proof linking her to this mess!!!
Yeah, I did it. So what?
I sneak cat poop treats out of the litter box.
Tech Savvy Pup
Hero is a 6 month old former foster pup/recent rescue from New Orleans who will only eat homemade organic chicken treats, laptop chargers, and his own poop.
Not so Precious…
Our Chihuahua, Precious, was not thrilled when she was dethroned as the baby of the family 9 years ago. To this day, she still dislikes our son. When my son’s school sent home this worksheet so he could share about his dog, we knew we had to tell the truth. My husband and I still love our first baby but, we try to keep distance between her & our human children.
