I’ve been a part of my family for 10 years. So when Momma brought me over for Easter to see my human cousins, I was super happy. But when Momma and Aunt Sara were hiding the Easter eggs, they started to notice that the eggs were disappearing. Momma caught me red handed. I had been hunting the Easter eggs before my human cousins could and I ate two of the eggs. I had smelly farts for 2 days.
“I ate the humans eggs for their Easter egg hunt.” My name is Gertie and I love to eat! So when my mom hid eggs for my human sisters I decided to help with the egg hunt too! Now I have stinky egg farts!
Easter
Humping of the dinner guests is an issue Max is working through. Luckily Mom and Dad’s dinner guest and parish priest was a super good sport about it!
I ate all the hot cross buns. It’s my Easter too.
Never mind that I found this pizza in a sewer and it looked at least three months old… I shoved the whole thing in my mouth before my owners could stop me. I even threw it up in the backyard later that day!
I eat glue sticks. Yum.
I get in Mom’s lap, look her in the eyes MEANINGFULLY, and when I have her full & undivided attention . . . I belch.
“My name is Skoda and I am a fluffy weirdo. I won’t eat my food in a bowl-only on the ground or your hand. NOT ashamed… but a little hungry.”
We left the apartment and watched him through the window. The second we shut the door he runs to the bathroom, grabs the end of the tp and unravels the whole roll. Then he eats it.
