Posts Categorized: Submitted

I terrified the delivery guy!

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When the delivery man from the Chinese restaurant arrived, I blasted past Mom in the doorway, leaped off the porch, and ran out, happily, to greet him. He started screaming in Chinese while Dad chased after me.

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Prison Break: Carrier-Edition

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We are still trying to housetrain Mop, so we bought the carrier for her to sleep in at night. Something small and cozy. Thought she’d love it, not eat it!

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Le Loving Papillon

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This is Phoebe, a two year old Papillon. She loves to give French kisses and can slip you the tongue even with your lips tightly closed. She will also do the same to your nose.

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Me Da Cookie Monster!

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Went to visit my parents yesterday evening. My mother, being the sweet human being she is, had a plate of at least a dozen cookies sitting in the centre of her kitchen table. We all stepped outside for a few minutes, but we left my golden retriever, Josie, inside. Josie is a perfectly well-behaved house dog, never acts up of gets into anything she knows she is not supposed to. Upon going back in, we discovered an empty plate on the table, crumbs directly in front of Josie, while she sits there with a big ole, cookie-eating grin on her face.

The plate that is hanging on her neck just so happens to be the plate that her evening snack was on.

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[noun] hates Madlibs

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This is Okra. He was left alone for 45 minutes and found a book of madlibs that he apparently didn’t care for.

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