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Charlie Butters

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I ate all the butter last night. I luv it.

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Tooth Fairy

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I ate my 4 year old sister’s first lost tooth before she could put it under her pillow for the tooth fairy. Many tears were shed.

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Off to buy collar #6

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This is Harvey and Dexter. Dexter doesn’t like it when Harvey wears a collar so he takes it upon himself to rid him of it … usually within the first 2 days.

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Untimely Poo Bandit

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Whilst on a walk pass the local primary school, Bella, our staffy, decided to poo (while walking) in front of dozens of people waiting for their kids to finish school, leaving me with a trail of chunky fun to pick up.

I loved being eyed up by the all unhappy parents while scrabbling for poo bags in my pocket. It made my day!!! NOT!

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Flip Flops Aren’t Shoes

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I ate the plastic straps off Mom’s flip-flop while she was gone. She had to induce vomiting, which I held down until I was on the carpet…I also adore bugs, lizards, baby snakes, and cat poop! I feel no shame. –Penny (then mom had to go CSI and make sure the pieces were recovered)

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Obie the plug eater

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We’re trying to rid our home of all unattended plugs for our little pound puppy Obie, but somehow he always finds the one plug mom and dad forgot. Mom works from home a lot more than she used to now.

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I know my rights

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My owner blames me for her broken foot because she just happened to trip on my Kong but I’m going to break this down real simple for you: She is clumsy, flat out. I do wish her a speedy recovery though… she can hardly take me to the dog park like this and it takes her twice as long to get me my kibble.

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