“I harassed a skunk” says Milo, who doesn’t seem to be ashamed of his skunk stank. This is bath number 2 (of 3).
Milo missed the harassment seminar
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Bossy Buttons!
“I Bark and Growl When Mommy and Daddy Hug.. Then Mommy Picks Me Up..” (PS: I do not like it when I don’t get enough attention!) Love, Buttons
Oh Ball-derdash!
This seemingly innocent tennis ball causes these two sweet dogs to become absolute idiots when it is snuck into the house.
You wanted a refund? Here.
And that wasn’t even the first one she ravaged. I’m on my THIRD!
I have no table manners
My parents’ dog Olive is notorious for her bad table manners. Their dining room chairs have to be pushed in all the way or else this little thief jumps on the table and eats everything. Apparently someone forgot to push in their chair on Mother’s Day because we found Olive on the table snacking on the butter that had been left there.
Oh yeah, and one time she hopped on the table and peed on it in front of everyone. Good thing she’s cute.
Click through for the evidence…
Sage’s Private Bakery
“Mom baked me a loaf of bread but forgot to put it on the floor, so I jumped onto the counter and got it myself. I ate the whole thing.”
Sage devoured an entire loaf of white bread from off the kitchen counter. I didn’t even notice until my wife asked where it was, and we found a perfectly intact length of plastic wrap on the floor, dotted with crumbs. She wasn’t ashamed, but at least she was tidy…
What did you say? I can’t hear you!
Mia at 2years old still eats everything
I steal pancakes
I stole a pancake when my human Mom turned her back on Mother’s Day. I came to “puppy jail” all by myself. My name is Elwood and I love pancakes.
I don’t like your couch, mom
Sign says: “Happy Mothers day! P.S: I just pooped on your couch. – Albert”
Albert is a four months old lhasa apso. Such a naughty boy!
Lulu Loves Helping Mom Redecorate
After a nice brunch on the patio together, Lulu thanked me for being her adopted mom by chewing the baseboards in my bedroom. The gift for the mom who has everything! Happy “Mutter’s” Day to me!
