Blue is my favorite color.
I can’t be trusted around pens!
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Mom hasta ground you
I tramped down all the hasta looking for bugs.
Schnauzer Posse
Potatoes left a trail through the house and out the dog door!
I pooped on the ‘Dash’board
I pooped in the car this morning. <3 Benji
Ummm, let me think, nope, no clue on where the green paint brush is
I found 9 month old Bart the boxer on the couch like this. When I asked if he had any idea what happened to the green paint brush, he contemplated and decided, no, he had no idea. But would get back to me if he came up with anything.
Shorts attention span
“I eat the crotch out of things”, like these shorts and several pairs of my housemates underwear!
Alcapone the explorer
“My plan is to reach Japan by my first birthday”
Deep down inside, my puppy Alcapone is an explorer and intends to meet our Antipodes excavating through the centre of the Earth.
Independence Day
Spencer the Goldendoodle finding and getting his own snack with no help!
Power Farts
My name is Thor and I throw deadly power farts.
I Messed with Texas
I pooped on Texas.
