My name is Katie and I eat the cats food instead of my own
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Where’s dinner? Beets me!
I’m not sure if I should be happy, sad, angry …. or merely frightened of tomorrow’s walk.
Frito Lay-z dog!
Fez wouldn’t stop licking his feet. When I smelled them they smelled like Fritos. I had to wash him off to make him stop.
Editor’s note: if your pup’s feet smell like nachos or fritos, there’s a high likelihood that they have a yeast infection in between their toes. YUCK!
You leave them underwear?
Sam is my 2 and a half year old Jack Russell/Chihuahua and I love her to death! BUT, she ALWAYS steals my panties and destroys them. It’s the only bad habit she hasn’t grown out of! She looks slightly guilty, but she’s not! 🙂
Quincy has the wrong bathroom!
Quincy refuses to poop in OUR yard and runs straight to the neighbours’ house to relieve himself.
Gatsby loves [a party] shoe
…and we all know what happened to Gatsby in the end.
“I just wanted to play too!”
Daisy really loves my boyfriend, but he’s still haunted by memories of getting a cold dog nose in the grundle.
I punched a cat
…and he didn’t like it.
“I jumped up on my crate & punched the cat… then I cried for 20 mins because she wouldn’t cuddle ~ Harpo”
Harpo Barx doesn’t quite understand the meaning of the word “subtlety”. He also doesn’t understand why Darcy-cat never wants to hang out with him.
(No cats were harmed, just one goofy, cat-loving Dalmatian’s feelings)
You’re why mommy drinks, Whiskey.
Aptly named, we have an epic bad dog named Whiskey. This week alone she has broken out of her metal kennel 3 times, destroyed all couch cushions (twice…even tore through the duct tape holding them back together), pulled up the carpeting in the living room, eaten two purses, 1 straw beach bag, 4 rolls of yarn, and a decorative pillow.
If you don’t believe owner Kris, click here for proof!!
Daddy, let me show you how much I love you…be peeing on you.
After being taken outside to use the bathroom, and watching his twin sister get brushed, Tesla decided to pee all over himself, Dad, the floor and the rug while dad was brushing his stomach. Yes. He was on his back and peeing up into the air like a fountain.
