“When the Petsmart guy went to scan my microchip…I got scared and pooped on the floor!”
Every now and then my Mom likes to get my microchip scanned to make sure my info is correct. The guy at Petsmart scared me so much with the handheld scanner so I pooped a little on the floor.
One day after Fisher turned one year old, and after we have successfully left him in the house while gone for work the whole day without incident, I came home to this. I was just trying to be nice so he wouldn’t have to sit out in the rain all day.
Mambo, my Rhodesian ridgeback destroyed the protective netting on our trampoline.
My seven-month old Golden met my seven-month old niece. Needless to say, baby was not impressed with Peach’s exuberance.
Miss Lucy is very friendly, especially in the elevator. If you’ve just come from the gym, she especially loves you! You are tasty! Luckily, we have many kind neighbours who don’t freak out too much over her attention.
Ironically, the day before I ate this…I chewed up a yellow dish sponge. I’m sorry, but I’ll probably destroy something else tomorrow while you’re gone.
Love,
Bailey
I wee on elderly women who wear long skirts.
– Alfie, the terrible Tibetan Terrier, age 6.
This is Phife Dog.
He’s an 11 week old English Staffy. And like all staffies he loves to chew. Everything.
Naughty Doggy.
I left the kitchen for 15 seconds and Reesee was about to eat her third egg.
I finally figured out how to open the big Garage door, and the police came and crashed my party….. go figure!
