“I ate a pen and got ink everywhere.Now I have a blue beard and I can’t get the people to stop talking to me in pirate voices. Shame on me.”
What’s Bluebeard’s favourite letter on the alphabet? “Rrrrr!!!!”
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You only have two feet! Why you need so many?
All shoes need to be away for the night or Marburg finds himself a little late night snack.
I Ate My Mom’s Toothbrush
I had to leave early in the morning for just about one hour, and could not bring Marley along. His feelings were hurt, so naturally, he decided to eat my electric (& expensive) toothbrush to get back at me.
I don’t like this one!
My 9 months old male Yorkie is so jealous of my boyfriend that today he peed on his leg as he arrived to spend a romantic afternoon with me…
Rules of Trail Running
My dog will be an awesome trail running buddy one day. She is high energy. She is alert. She is working on a few minor details.
Double Double Foil and Trouble
9 month old sisters, Rainy and Skeeter just couldn’t help it.
Love [for toys] is blind
I am a hoarder. I find and collect every one of my toys within 500 square feet, pile and inventory them for safe keeping. I sleep on the heap so my sister doesn’t take them. Oh, and I’m blind.
Literacy no arf fun!
When my mom and dad came home today, I was so happy to show them how bad books are. No reading allowed in my house!!! Literacy b bad.
Twinkies are not for sharing
I hate a whole box of Twinkies… not just ate them. I opened the box and ripped open each individual plastic package and then left the trash all over the livingroom.
-Buddy
Deck the yard with dogs of holy moly!
