I EAT POOP! It’s like ice cream to me. Mom hates when I help myself to my brothers’ soft serve machines. She said fresher is NOT better. -Clover-
Who doesn’t like soft serve?
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Orion’s Mazda Misdemeanor
Mommy took me to the vet because my stomach was making funny noises and I wasn’t eating.
Turns out, the vet said I was fine! It only cost her $250 and a heart attack. Also, I got to play tag with the vet assistants cause I ran away when we got there. Such a fun day!!
Dog Door Destruction
“I rip the dog door off and chew on it.” – Scrapple. This is the second door Mom bought before she realized Scrapple would just keep chewing them. The door is now held together with duct tape.
Embezzlement will get you 5-10 (IN DOG YEARS??!!)
I spent two days frantically looking for my chequebook. She did not chew it up, not a mark on it, guess she was going shopping.
Minion problem: I said ‘dart’ gun, not ‘fart’ gun!
Hi. My name is minion and I have stinky room clearing gas.
Get in bed!
“Yes Mom, I am IN my bed!”
Simon took “getting in bed” a little too literal. Time to buy yet another new pet bed for him!
Smarter than the average dog
I won’t eat my dog food because I know there’s leftover turkey in the ‘fridge.
I pee in your general direction!
I peed on my brothers head while he was smelling something on the ground…and as if that weren’t bad enough….he had to get a bath!!! Hee hee
It’s your party and you’ll cry if you want to
2 days before my 60th birthday party, my lovely Daisy decided on a hearty meal of my party shoes.
Careful where you sit!
“I’m sorry, did you want to sit here?”
Sometimes Simon gets a little chilly, but the inside of the couch cushion is toasty!
