We pee on everything. Including each other.
The Pugject of my affection

We pee on everything. Including each other.
I steal bars of soap from the side of the tub and eat them.
I run away at 4 a.m. to eat garbage.
House training is still a work in progress.
Pancho ran away
Sometimes when I’m feeling really sneaky, I’ll snatch a piece of (sugarless) gum from around the house. My mom shouldn’t leave anything like around, but sometimes she forgets (sugarless gum is toxic to dogs — but I don’t care!). On two separate occasions, I ate some of that yummy gum, and mommy had to call the vet and do what they told her to do: make me drink a little hydrogen peroxide so I could throw up. It was so much fun to walk around the yard, sniffing plants and deer poop, right after I drank that stuff — and it was especially fun to puke all over the living rug (four times!) once she brought me back into the house!
Daisy
I pooped in the conference room. Again.
The Moose is a 2 year old terrier mix rescue. He comes to work at our production company but he doesn’t always behave. His favorite is finding a quiet spot and pooping in it.
Athena doesn’t enjoy her pedicures as much as the next lady.
“I stomped on my dad’s face and gave him a bloody nose.” More specifically, my nail went up his nose and practically cut his brain. I am not sorry.
Harley loves Abby. He licks her head and ears, chases her and yes- cuddles too. The cat started it, but Abby sure doesn’t stop it. I don’t think she is ashamed!