We pee on everything. Including each other.
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Soap Opera Drama Queen
I steal bars of soap from the side of the tub and eat them.
The late-night snacker
I run away at 4 a.m. to eat garbage.
A pooperclip?
House training is still a work in progress.
Pancho penchant for escapes
Pancho ran away
Gum, gum, yum!
Sometimes when I’m feeling really sneaky, I’ll snatch a piece of (sugarless) gum from around the house. My mom shouldn’t leave anything like around, but sometimes she forgets (sugarless gum is toxic to dogs — but I don’t care!). On two separate occasions, I ate some of that yummy gum, and mommy had to call the vet and do what they told her to do: make me drink a little hydrogen peroxide so I could throw up. It was so much fun to walk around the yard, sniffing plants and deer poop, right after I drank that stuff — and it was especially fun to puke all over the living rug (four times!) once she brought me back into the house!
Daisy
OSHA
I pooped in the conference room. Again.
The Moose is a 2 year old terrier mix rescue. He comes to work at our production company but he doesn’t always behave. His favorite is finding a quiet spot and pooping in it.
Some ladies don’t like pedicures
Athena doesn’t enjoy her pedicures as much as the next lady.
Doggie boxing ring
“I stomped on my dad’s face and gave him a bloody nose.” More specifically, my nail went up his nose and practically cut his brain. I am not sorry.
Interspecies spooning
Harley loves Abby. He licks her head and ears, chases her and yes- cuddles too. The cat started it, but Abby sure doesn’t stop it. I don’t think she is ashamed!