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Toilet Paper Thief

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Mandy is a 12 year old boxer beagle mix! She is very sneaky and if you leave toilet paper out anywhere in the house (including counters and dressers) she will remove the cardboard inside with minimal damage to the actual paper. She has even taken it off the holder next to the toilet leaving just the paper on the holder. As soon as she removes the cardboard centre she chews and destroys that part but the paper is unharmed! Her other hobbies are basking in the sun and sneaking on to human beds when she is not supposed to! 🙂

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Spay Delay

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Zelda was supposed to go in at 8AM to get spayed, however she found a sock under the couch and swallowed it. Took her in still and the doc said he couldn’t do the surgery. Zelda one point, mommy no points.

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The Not-so Guilty Party

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I tripped bringing a fan downstairs and managed to hit the wall scraping off some paint. For some reason Harley decided he had to take the blame.

Sign reads: “I didn’t even do this. I just sat down and looked guilty. Love Harley.

P.s the chewed baseboard was me…five years ago.”

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Chamber of Secrets

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I chewed up the Chamber of Secrets and have been banished to House Slytherin

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A Day At The Beach…..Almost

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I peed on a man sitting on the beach. Then I picked a fight with his dog. My dads face turned red. We went home.

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Yuckshire Terrier

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“My name is Geddy and I love playing with animals in my yard. Last night I chased a black & white striped squirrel- Mom said it’s a skunk and skunks are NOT my friend. Dad asked if I have learned my lesson? I’m not sure… Oh look, another squirrel!!
Skunks-4, Geddy-0

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