I ate Mom’s cell phone. Needs ketchup.
P.S. I pooped outside the cats litter box.
My name is Dottie and I’m a chewaholic. Mom gets me chew toys, but I can’t seem to keep my chompers off of household items. Reading glasses are a particular favorite, but I’ve also gnawed on 3 food bowls, 2 leashes, countless paper plates, table legs, wood decks, and of course, the cell phone…. I need help.
Someone’s a bit too eager to play soccer.
Tyson spent 3 nights at the vet because he was backed up with shredded pine cones
“I ate the homebrew kit to spite my moms” when they left for the grocery store.
“I just ate a whole burger from five guys w/ a side of cat poop. – Toby
Our Schnoodle, Jimi, just loves to eat. Too bad he can’t tell time to know when it;s time for dinner!
I am a stinkin’ thief. I steal everything and anything and run and hide. It’s a good thing that I am so cute.
Ps. I also like to eat my own poop.
I am not to be trusted and I am disgusting! Love, CoCo
* I steal soft things, NOT sorry
My name is Remi, a Labrador Retriever, and I HATE that my entire house has wood floors! I steal towels,, sweatshirts, shoes, the kitchen floor mat (in picture) and anything else I can get my mouth on to stay off the wood floor! I stare/bark at my bed if I want my Mom to move it to a different room for me. I am a disgrace to the hunting dog breed, but I am NOT ashamed.
I walked outside for about 5 minutes and Molly got my contacts off my bathroom counter, brought them in the living room, and devoured them. I guess I’ll be wearing glasses for a while.
