“I took a dump on mom’s chest while she was napping.”
I need to get something off my chest
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Bad Boys, Bad Boys…
Buoy does not respect the authority!
Just charge it!
I stole mommy’s credit card right out of her purse. I am not ashamed. Shopping spree at pet smart?
Starch Raving Mad
When my mom was busy entertaining guests in another room, I ate half a pot of potato leek soup warming on the stove.
No regrets, except that now I have gas….lots of gas.
You look much better in 3D
I like to eat 3D glasses!
Alex cries alone in the bathroom
This is Alex my 3 year old dachshund. He uses his nose to go into the empty bathroom and then the door shuts behind him and he’s stuck inside. He does this at minimum 5 times a day EVERY day. He whines and cries to be let out… then acts like nothing ever happened afterward. He never learns. LOL
Tennis Ball Alarm Clock
Almost every morning, my black lab/pitbull mix wakes me up by dropping her chewed up tennis ball on my face.
Shamed by a first grader
I steal my sister’s toys while she’s at school. I lick the couch a lot.
Oops, I farted again.
Our dog accidentally let out a little toot and seemed embarrassed by it.
I have nooo idea who ate my bed!! Honest!!
Caught red handed eating her bed 🙁
