Dog: I snuck into the bedroom and ATE MOMMY’S PILLOW!
Human: I forgot to shut the door to the bedroom!
Double the shame
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Not armchair… BUTTchair
Ruby is a Great Dane puppy who – for some reason – LOVES to put her butt on the arm of this chair. She does it every day. She’s a weirdo – I love her!
All your clothes are belong to me
I peed on my owners girlfriends entire bag of clean clothes…-Riley
Scrap booking Sparkles!
I ate a bottle of glitter and now my poop sparkles.
Stax Snacks
Not a very good dog. Our dog Stax is really a very good boy, except he kills things with stuffing.
Lazy Boy
Bowie is a french bulldog who eats leather, paper and drywall. He keeps the shoe repair guy in business with my bags and nice leather boots. What can I do? Just look at him?? He’s the Brad Pitt of dogs.
Where the pets GO
Luna decided to take a big whiz right in the dog food aisle of petco today!
The $10,000 meal
Lucy decided that her dad’s hearing aids looked delicious. It was a $10,000 meal.
I was trying to replace the empty roll for you!
Harry only eats toilet paper, paper towel, kleenex. And sometimes underwear.
Oh nose!
“I got excited and tried to jump onto the bed but instead I hit mom in the face and broke her nose.”
Our 5 month old Great Dane took a flying leap right into my face and shattered my nose. One surgery so far, and one more to go. It’s a good thing she is so cute!
