I ripped up the rent check because I didn’t want mommy and daddy to worry about money…
Pickles Pays the Rent
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Not the Kind of Note From Mom you Expected
My mommy lets me run around really early every morning (5:30am) so I can get my energy out. Today, I met a new friend that is black and white. It sprayed me and then I decided it was time to go back to my apartment. My mommy knew what happened by the smell, but I rolled around in her bed anyway. My mommy locked me up in my crate and put me outside. By 8:30, my mommy has visited Walmart twice for supplies to get the smell out of our apartment. Am I ashamed? No, but I would like to go back in. She says no.
Now the Entire House is Mine!
I walked all over the house. While peeing.
Biggie: 1 Lint: 0
I eat dryer lint from the trash!
The Houseguest
“Why eat your owner’s hair straightener when you can eat your houseguest’s?” Not to mention the makeup brush handles that apparently were delicious, in addition to the straightener plug.
I am an Emotional Eater
So, Guapo has been eating this couch one chunk at the time until it was pointless to patch it up… Yes, he ate the patches too.
…So I Made it Bigger!!
The cat door wasn’t big enough for me, so I made it bigger…
Bear Poop in Yosemite Park
3 year-old rescue who resides full-time in Yosemite. When he’s not chasing bears out of campgrounds he loves rolling in BEAR poop!
Doggie Jewels
Dixie the chihuahua ate a pair of two carat diamond stud earrings. Fortunately, the stones were, ahem, recovered…
Flirty Portly Corgi
Ripley doesn’t know she’s a dog. She likes to wear clothes, pretend lipstick, and she develops crushes on men in our neighbourhood. I didn’t raise or train her to be this way. She just came this way. Her flirtations are shameless. It can be exhausting for her mother.
Her sign: “I Flirt with Strange Men”
