Ben hates Halloween and seems to want to bring everyone down.
You see decoration, I see lunch
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Fake ID? This is totally me!
“I ate my mommy’s ID badge for work.”
Lexi, our 9 month old Shepherd mix puppy, got curious one night and found my ID badge on the table. The next morning I found the ID badge and holder on her dog bed destroyed. I had to go to the school district where I work and tell them my dog ate my ID badge…really!
Steps don’t count if they aren’t taken with me!
“In addition to chewing up Mom’s laptop charger, iphone charger, and router cable, tonight I tried to eat her fitbit chip. I AM NOT SORRY!”
Since Eloise had made her way through all the cables in the house, she took the fitbit right out of its wall charger and destroyed it.
We need to taco ’bout your eating habits
LahDee was mad that her brother got to go for a walk, so she ate all of our tortillas.
Oh the shade of it all
I chewed up mom’s Maui Jim Sunglasses
Peanut Butter and Jetta time!
After a long day at work, I sat down to a delicious peanut butter and jelly sandwich. I thought about the sandwich the entire commute home from work, which was approximately an hour. My little dachshund Jetta jumped in my lap, distracted me with her adorableness, and then wolfed down my sandwich in five seconds flat.
Plant homicide
An innocent plant was murdered in the night. Tater, the only pet large enough to knock it over, gives her statement.
“I’m pretty sure I saw the cat fleeing the scene.”
The cat, meanwhile, is either an excellent actress or was genuinely shocked at the tragic loss of the plant.
Inter-office memo
Stella Luna, our Chihuahua can cast spells, and even when she is locked in her cage a turd can appear in my office at anytime.
Dogs will be dogs
Chunk marked his territory. Which happened to be Damen.
Study Shmudy, let’s play!
I ATE THE COVER AND THE FIRST THREE CHAPTERS OF MOMS NATIONAL EXAM STUDY GUIDE…
